Best Man Speeches

Best man speech writer“Hi Lawrence, I know you receive much brilliant feedback and I’m probably just one of many extremely satisfied clients. My best man wedding speech worked out extremely well for me too. The balance between sincerity and humour was just perfect and I truly enjoyed delivering the speech. Thank you – you are a truly gifted best man speech writer!”
Thomas P, Aug 2012

We write a lot of speeches and there’s no doubt that the best man has the hardest job of all.  You’ve got to be funny but you can’t push things too far at the risk of offending any number of sensitive souls in the room.

It’s all about creating the right balance, demonstrating why you are best friends with the groom (and why you value that friendship so much) whilst having an appropriate level of fun at his expense.

They key to everything is the word ‘appropriate’.  You’ve got to write that speech not just with him and all the revolting stories about him in mind, but also considering what his great aunt and new in-laws might have to say if they heard the whole lot.

And that’s just the first problem. There are also the common best man’s speech issues of:

  1. How to avoid running through a list of unrelated stories
  2. What to say about the bride
  3. How to keep it short enough (because bad best man speeches have a habit of going on and on.  And on.)
  4. Telling stories with punchlines that leave the room silent
  5. Avoiding all the cut-and-paste internet jokes that were funny once upon a time, but which at least half the guests will have used in speeches of their own.

We’re happy to help at any stage of this process.  If you just don’t know where to start, we’ll become your speech writer and take it on from scratch.  If you have a draft that just doesn’t work we’ll edit and polish it for you.  If you have some ideas but they don’t quite work as a coherent whole, we’ll suggest a structure and style that might help pull them together.

As ever, our aim is to help you write something completely original and relevant and that leaves you wallowing in glory as your fellow wedding guests praise you on the best best man’s speech they’ve ever heard.  And all our work is carried out in complete confidence, so you don’t even need to tell them we helped!

For more information please call us on 020 8245 8999 or email Lawrence for more information and some background questions to get you thinking.  Typical prices are outlined here.

Benj, J
5 out of 5
Hi Gents. It all went swimmingly well! Lots of laughter in the correct places, lots of people congratulating me afterwards and one Royal not offended and one groom only slightly offended. All in all a job well done. Thanks for your efforts and speedy response.
Mark S
5 out of 5
Hi, Everything went very well thanks but glad it’s over. Thanks for your help guys. And if I ever have the misfortune to be best man again you will be the first to know.
Darren J
5 out of 5
I just wanted to say thank you for all your help, you have definitely put my mind at rest and given me a best man speech I am looking forward to delivering. I will be highly recommending you to all my friends at home and work.